Rain, Rain Go Away

Those of you living elsewhere, take pity on us Portlanders. Apart from one notable exception, it's been the longest winter ever: rain, wind, hail, and even April snow in the hills. I'm not one to complain about our damp and mossy climate but it's been cold and miserable. I don't know if it's a lack of vitamin D or something else, but I've about had it with wet and gray.

Here's my antidote. I realize it's not to everyone's taste but it makes me laugh and I can't get the tune out of my head.